Don't Make a Fuss

This story comes from one of my oldest and closests friends, Chip Skarberg. Thanks Chip! Carol was my best friend's mom. For about five minutes. Five minutes after she picked us up from Adventureland and asked "Who is this person, Mikey?" and I made the mistake of calling her Mrs Versandi, we were pals. She was Carol, I was Chipster, and an ongoing interrogation began that lasted 25 years. "Chipster, do you think smoking makes you look cool?" "Chipster, are you ever gonna dat